iFreudian slip
when your iphone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.
a: i got your email, but what do you mean by “pet me now!”?
b: what? oh, i was trying to write “let me know!” ifreudian slip.
a: you mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?
b: no… what are you talking about? it was my keyboard.
a: but that’s what a freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.
b: yeah but i said -i-freudian slip.
a: what?
b: -i-freudian slip. look it up on urban dictionary.
a: …
you’re an idiot.
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