“i have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation”
– why do you use lol all the time?
– b/c ihtwbsap
the unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your bell after wiping away j-zz. this layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim’s helmet pinched and sore. the only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your c-ck has dried out, quick blast […]
an inbred and an imbecile all rolled into one. that guy stuka from atheistforums.com not only is an unoriginal idiot, but his mother and father are brother and sister, what a dumb inbredbecile.
- pr*ckly pear margarita
one of the hottest, newest and most trendy drinks out on the scene is by far the “pr-ckly pear margarita.” some of the hippest bars and restaurants have made this their signature drink. there are several recipes for this gourmet margarita: two ways to make a pr-ckly pear margarita: 1. infuse your favorite tequila with […]
- installment plan
this term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack. “yo ron, you wearin cologn?” “na […]
so what else is new? an expression of resignation and boredom. possibly abbreviated for the first time by a grocery bagger in melbourne, florida, u.s.a. in 1985, it could have attained worldwide usage through united states army service from 1986 – 1989. person a: it’s raining outside. person b: swein?