a dragon slayer who knows how to handle her pudding cups. often times a gamer, or a loner. someone who makes a lot of cartoon, and game references.
‘mortos der soulstealer.’
‘g-d, stop being such an ikebob.’
the fear of being stuck in ikea and not being able to find your way out. there’s no way that i’m going back to ikea. i spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. my wife says i have a case of ikeaphobia!
- ikea thumb
i) describing a natural talent for -ssembling ikea furniture. ii) the blister and callus’ arising on the thumb following the -ssembly of ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys. george is taking it easy, he got a bad case of ikea thumb today after -ssembling all those billy shelves.
a fugly guy on the spanish soccer team, who just won the world cup. person 1: omg!! iker is s-xy person 2: ew, no. he’s so fug.
a condition caused by prolonged exposure to an ikea store. symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quant-ty of items. the only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible. if you begin to feel irritated, […]
term used to describe a sl-tty girl or b-tch that wont stop talking about how many times she got laid. g-d that f-ck-ng netio wont shut up about the time she banged both my cousins.