ily-osaurus
the ily-osaurus is a creature that can’t get enough of talking and posting statuses about their significant other. these people have the unique ability to take any conversation topic and magically change it to be about their boyfriend/girlfriend. they can talk about their partner for days with out food or water. these creatures can be identified by their poor grammar, acronyms and use of ‘<3's. the ily-osaurus is oblivious to the fact that no one cares about them or their boyfriend. the only way to kill or stop the ily-osaurus is to either shoot them with a silver bullet under a full moon or simply removing them off facebook. ily-osaurus: i luuuv my bf! lol! miss u <3 normal person: shut the f-ck up
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