I’m a Shark!


the singing shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the hockey zombie. the meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, “i’m a shark! i’m a shark! suck my d-ck! i’m a shark!”

this has spurned a m-ssive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
why didn’t you write your essay for cl-ss?

“i’m a shark! suck my d-ck! i didn’t do it!”

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