IM Gang-Banged
when you sign on to some sort of instant messenger/chat and you get attacked by several people at once that all want to talk to you at the same time. usually occurs on dating sites when “leg-humpers” (overly-annoying guys that start chats with boring small talk or “what’s up”, “hey” or “h-llo there”). they aren’t very patient people either. they -ssume they’re the only one you’re chatting with.
example of im gang-banged:
10:12 sign-on
10:13 lonelyguyinny: “hey what’s up?”
10:13 scarysingleguy: “hi there. wanna chat?”
10:13 psychostalker1985: “hi i’m john”
10:13 desperateandugly02: “hey there beautiful…”
10:13 younganddumbkid: “you’re hot”
10:14 sign-off
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