a compounded phrase, meaning “i am going to choke you.” commonly used as a threat or promise.
ex: freshmen, if you keep wearing those lanyards around your neck… imachokew!

historical ex: “if i find out you are the one who hid my wooden teeth, imachokew!” – george washington

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