Imbecilenator
(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
that guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the human hamster wheel and actually burning real calories, he’s swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.
“i did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. i should have just stayed on the human hamster wheel and actually worked out for real.”
an ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. don’t waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
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