impervious
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not permitting penetration or p-ssage; impenetrable, incapable of being injured or impaired:
the coat is impervious to rain, wear, and tear.
when applied to girls: the quality of being unaware of – or otherwise unaffected by – blatant perving.
gavin: (staring at karen’s br–sts) wow you have beautiful eyes.
karen: aw, you’re so sweet.
onlooker: karen is totally impervious.
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