impostafarian



a person who smokes weed, listens to reggae (usually just the music of bob marley), and claim to be a rasta though they haven’t the slightest clue about the actual religion. these people tend to be caucasion, use the term i and i (the speaker and g-d), and use the word jah (a name for g-d) a lot. also, impostafarians tend to listen to cr-ppy bands that mix reggae, rap, and rock poorly. such as sublime.
impostafarian: thank jah for the herb and sublime.
normal person: sublime sucks.

Read Also:

  • inadfession

    a contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. a statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the -ssertion can only be based on personal experience. an example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. male a: men m-st-rb-t- all the time. there is no way women could possibly m-st-rb-t- […]

  • inal

    “i’m not a lawyer” if you’re not a lawyer then you say, inal. “dude, i can’t help you out. inal.”

  • indonesian fried chicken salad

    a s-xual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an asian woman between the heights of 4’9” and 5’2” and a african-american male of large p-n-s (12″+, 7” circ-mference). occurs when black male of large p-n-s fails to insert p-n-s into the small asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch […]

  • industrial action

    (v.) to take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. this is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich. minimum wage guy: oooh oooh our company made £700 million turnover! this is despite spending £690 million on […]

  • indysac

    uncontrollably sweaty, sticky, musty, slimey b-lls sack, shaft and gooch. entire pubic region bothered and uncomfortable due to a time period of hot, humid weather without a shower. we have been at the indy 500 for 3 days now without a shower and this humid hot weather is causing terrible “indysac”.


Disclaimer: impostafarian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.