In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament
bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of sh-t.
so yesterday i got a speeding ticket and i wasn’t wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day i found out that i was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact i am flunking this course i shouldn’t be flunking, plus i’m in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus i think i might have an unnamed disease… to sum it up, i’m in a pr-ckly pile of pig pudding predicament. where’s the nearest taco bell by the way? i could use a beef taco right about now.
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