in chair
the action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for “masturbating”. parallel to the meaning of “in bed”, with the meaning of masturbation rather than having s-x.
pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: man, i had a great time last night.
2: were you in bed with someone?
1: nope, i was just in chair, that’s all.
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