in the cards
a possibility, something that can happen, something that won’t happen is “not in the cards”
i’m down to get stoned, but i got no money and no gr-ss, so it’s just not in the cards
likely to happen, probable (possibly from the cards used by fortune tellers)
another win for the team is in the cards.
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