In the Mao


when someone is ‘in’ or when someone does something sick. short version is ‘itm’
when your friend just got a girl’s number
“dude joey is in the mao!”

when a girl give’s your her snapchat
“bro i’m in the mao”

when you are asking if someone is slaying
“are you itm?”
“itm?”
“you know, in the mao”
“oh! yeah dude i’m itm she liked my photo on instagram”
“in the mao!”

when you score a basket from halfcourt
“in the mao!”

when you get an a on your math test
“broooooo, innnnnnn the mao!”

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