using the disabled arm of another male to give yourself a handjob.
i used matt’s disabled arm to give me a independent stranger
- Indian Cat Rub
choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. mainly useful for people avoiding allergies. you’re allergic to cats? try out the indian cat rub!
frothy, voluminous v-g-n-l discharge resulting from aggressive hot-tub intercourse. initially hearalded as an audible and tactile manifestation, followed by visual confirmation as water surface contamination. we all thought the b-tch just farted, but when that frothy wad reached the surface we knew it was a jacuzziqueef and got the h-ll out of the tub.
- ione skye
actress from the 80s. was in movies such as ‘say anything’ and ‘river’s edge’, her father is the 60s folk singer donovan. dated anthony kiedis from the red hot chilli peppers and was married to ad-rock (adam horovitz) from the beastie boys in the 90s. ione skye is a good actress.
a s-xual orientation in which people show love and affection to the jordan shoe brand. they buy every single new pair that comes out, have a huge collection on display in their house, and always wear them, even inside. if their jordans get scuffed one little bit, they will rub it with everything to get […]
- jimmy goat
like a billy goat, but can’t bleet. when this happens, you get goat screaming memes. a jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. inspired by the fict-tious character jimmy valmer from south park. “look at this goat screaming video! it’s hilarious!” “oh yeah, that’s a […]