infantry grip
a condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will m-st-rb-t- with a strong grip and furious motions. side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any p-ssy feels loose.
soldier- have you been banging a black guy while i’ve been gone?
girl- no baby! its just your infantry grip!
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