shirtsey
a combination of a t-shirt and a jersey. usually a t-shirt a sports franchise sells, with the name and number of a key player of that team on the back.
steven: i need something to wear to the sox game next friday, but jerseys are so expensive and non-applicable to everyday life!
zach: just buy a shirtsey, it’s cheaper.
steven: oh, duh. which player should i get?
zach: dustin pedroia. always dustin pedroia.
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