Ink Envy
the feeling that washes over a person who already has tattoos, when someone else shows them a nice recently done tattoo.
-sshat # 1: “check out my latest tatt!”
-sshat # 2: “that’s awesome, i totally have a case of ink envy, b-st-rd.”
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