poofnuts


a cl-ssy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay…or was being a total w-nker…or both
straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!
being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered -ss numbing drugs
“im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 am… oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush… oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?”
“thats poofnuts mate”
being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you -ss numbing drugs.
“im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 am… oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush… oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?”
“thats poofnuts mate”

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