inner modelogue
(noun) dialogue to yourself that causes you to make bad decisions based on your over-inflated egotistical self image.
thoughts you have to yourself when you look in a mirror.
i know i shouldn’t have let that creepy guy take pictures of me, but my inner modelogue just told me to do it. what if he’d been a talent scout??
the other day, i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my inner modelogue went crazy.
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