intellectual chess

intellectual chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. the game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (nb: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) intellectual chess has been played only once, and n-body was hurt.
we were drunk enough that we actually played intellectual chess last night.

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