Inspurting
the act of being so aroused that upon fully grasping the hideous/repulsive reality of the situation; against the spurter’z will, the outward force of what would be -j-c-l-t–n (expurtz) continues, but in an inward fashion; thus resulting in the phenomenon that we scientists like to refer to as “inspurting.” such levels of disgust also cause the male genitalia to recede into one’s own pelvic region/lower stomach.
example 1
man 1: hey man, would you like to see a picture of a v-g-n-?
man 2: h-ll yeah man, totally. (g-d, i’m already so close to c-mming!)
-man 1 shows picture of blue waffle-
man 2: awww f-ck man! f-ck– now i’m inspurting! thanks a lot, -ss-hole!
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