insurance defense


the chocolate factory (as in charlie and the chocolate factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like oompa loompas working for cacao beans. except in insurance defense, the attorneys don’t smile and sing happy songs.
i went to a ttt, and now i do insurance defense. in a sad and cruel twist of fate, i can’t even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.

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