noun; a girl who frequently posts only attractive pictures of herself on social media, especially instagram, in order to gain attention and self-validation from strangers on the internet
guy 1: hey man, have you met lexi? i thought she was pretty cool when i met her in person but then i found her on instagram and realized she was a instagir.
guy 2: good luck with that buddy. she already has the interest of every dude on social media.
to look at something obsessively and repeatedly in order to see if its status as changed, or to check constantly on something to try to make its status change. from the practice of hitting the f5 key repeatedly to refresh a messageboard thread while waiting for somebody to post. “dude, that girl who works at […]
- jason wimmer
jason wimmer drops girl faster than a stupid kids grades. jason wimmer dropped that b-tch faster than his pennies. jason wimmer dropped that b-tch faster than your husband drops his pants for a bj.
the cutest person you’ll ever meet. the whine a lot and cry over the smallest of things but they have a heart of a gold and will do whatever for you. ‘omg that girl cries so much but she’s so nice’ ‘yeah, she’s sukhneet’
when someone farts while squating. hey can you grab that for me? oh you just squarted!
- home security guard
a term to describe a neet (not in education, employment or training). it is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. it is not to be confused as a licensed security guard. jake: i’ve heard that dan found a job. rob: he’s only working as a home […]