instant-shrink
side effectz of drinking mountain dew….. dekreaze of sperm kount(t_t)
random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night
next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur d-ck go
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