those people obsessed with instagram. they’re always on it and post stupid cr-p that no one cares about. they don’t have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like “like for a tbh”, awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, videos that dont make sense, and other sh-t. they like everything too and have a very bad ratio of followers (following 5000, followed by 100). they also to things like #tagforlikes #followme and wayyyyyyy too many other stupid hashtags.
-“omg did u see what jen just posted?”
-“which one? the one from 10 minutes ago, 8 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, or like just now?”
-“no the one from 14 minutes ago.”
-“ohhh yeah. she’s totally instasessed!”
when you like each other’s pictures on ig but don’t talk in real life.. instaship your ig crush.. “instaship”
to become instantly pimped or made-over requiring no effort and reaping maximum pimpifications due to certain circ-mstances. a.jane was instapimp slapped. b.arnold recieved word from his grand father that he would be receiving a check for 25,000 dollars cash, rendering him ‘instapimped’.
- Muddy Napkin
an act of revenge: when seeing a person who has p-ssed you off or you otherwise don’t like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. then take the first napkin and wipe your -ss with […]
someone who is either wasted, not paying attention when talked to, generally slow. 1. g-d d-mn you’re muftn right now! 2. muftn!! 3. gg muftn! pay attention! 4. wow you were muftn last night!
- mulholland drive
to descibe the point in time where things go from making sense to non-sense. based on the david lynch film by the same name. as johnny talked to his friends he realised that they were no longer listening. this was because he had gone down mulholland drive. so-so docudrama timeline about fin de siecle hollywood, […]