Instaslam



when someone posts an instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or “slamming” them. often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.
girl a-“hey, did you see emily’s instagram showing off her -ss with you tagged?”
girl b-“that b-tch has been instaslamming me ever since i wore those yoga pants.”
s-xual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster s-x generally.
bro 1: did you sleep with that hipster girl from friday’s party? i saw you guys sharing a tall boy of pbr.
bro 2: instaslammed her! mad awkward though, she’s in art 403 with me.

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