when someone posts an instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or “slamming” them. often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.
girl a-“hey, did you see emily’s instagram showing off her -ss with you tagged?”
girl b-“that b-tch has been instaslamming me ever since i wore those yoga pants.”
s-xual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster s-x generally.
bro 1: did you sleep with that hipster girl from friday’s party? i saw you guys sharing a tall boy of pbr.
bro 2: instaslammed her! mad awkward though, she’s in art 403 with me.
- internet expert
a form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. the accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their -n-lysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field. in an online discussion […]
- irish cattle prod
proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts) felix-“samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a irish cattle prod tonight!” stan- “that sounds great!”
when tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot s-x doll) to the point you would literally rather have b-lls on your face instead. “ginger, i am really sorry i haven’t sent […]
- its simulated
such a beast, can trickshot, og player former era, auto, saw, genesis best of the best should be in auto again guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @sihmulation guy 2: lets get his autograph come on dude
- jacuzzi faint
the official autopsy of whitney houston revealed that the cause of death was “jacuzzi faint.” in the moments before whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood […]