instaslut
a girl who immediately starts acting like a hoe wen they meet a guy who they have a rare obsessive craving over; i. e. hooking up with two craved guys at once / putting ur hand down his pants before even waving h-llo — normally doesnt act like a hofosho
wow yo tessa acts like such an instasl-t wenever she talks about jude law
someone who will follow thousands of strangers on instagram just to get a couple hundred followers in return.
bob: why in the world would someone follow thousands of boring people on instagram?
joe: dude, that’s an instasl-t. they will follow anyone.
what happens when you’re around an insanely hot guy who has some combination of s-xy traits; they often have a bad-ss att-tude. you know they’re so wrong, but that makes it so right….you can’t control yourself around them at all and bam! instasl-t. it’s hard to explain but you’ll know it when you feel it 😉
ex 1:
girl a: i saw jude law the other day!!!
girl b: omg and?
girl a: i talked to him. his accent and his body and his att-tude….mmmm….i couldn’t control myself!
girl b: that’s the instasl-t effect for you!
ex 2:
guy a: dude, my gf broke up with me.
guy b: aw man what happened
guy a: we were at this party and this douche started flirting with her….she went instasl-t.
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