Intellectual Tapout
when a conversation goes in a direction above your intellectual capabilities, you call an intellectual tapout and leave. commonly abbreviated ito.
dude, i was talking to harry at work, and he started talking about historical implications of malaria on the louisiana purchase, i had to call an “intellectual tapout”and leave.
when a conversation goes above your intellectual capabilities, you tap your conversation partner 3 times on the shoulder, and leave. also called ito.
“dude, it was an intellectual tapout within the first 2 powerpoint slides. bob didn’t stand a chance with the ceo.”
“once we cranked up the intellectual bandwidth, bob called an ito like he was pee wee herman.”
“i’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ito bob in the first round”
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