intelliboner
noun: a literal and/or figurative b-n-r produced by a person’s wit and intelligence.
being p-ssionately intelligent is apparently a huge turn on for me…a girl was talking about her interest in her field of study and went pretty deep into it, all of the sudden, “wait? i’m hard? what is this? an intellib-n-r?”
credit: falseaxiom via reddit (/r/askreddit)
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