protection racket where disadvantaged groups, whether real or perceived, sell protection from false hate accusations for concessions from others.
what?! they wouldn’t accept you in to college because your test scores are bad? just give them the inter-sectional shakedown and tweet that it was racism, s-xism and h-m-phobia.
the act of talking crazy or being wild. that n-gg- kuliel be n-z-ng off the xanax.
- struggle grilled cheese
when you toast two pieces of bread and then slap a piece of cheese in the middle and chuck in the microwave. “d-mn, this struggle grilled cheese makes me really sad”
- chester myself
to commit suicide by hanging oneself in one’s room, while blasting “numb” by linkin park through a sh-tty iphone speaker. vb. “that concert sucked. i’m gonna go home and chester myself.” jane: what happened to bill, i haven’t seen him in days? joe: oh, i heard he chestered himself after cecelia broke up with him. […]
- indian cuddle
an indian cuddle is when you go for a long walk along the c-n-l holding hands, come back and make some sick chicken marinade, put on a movie and snuggle.. him: yo babygyal you wanna come over for an indian cuddle? her: i’m on my way!
- second sent
when something still feels epic, and it’s not over it feels second sent. that date from last night still has me feeling second sent .