Internet pidgin
the language that has emerged as a result of the popularization of leet (1337) speak and cl-ssic and growing aim speak. the short hand used by internet denizens to fast type. this includes the use of numbers as text and elaborate acronyms. to be avoided.
person1: she was like “lets be bff” and i was like “wtf n00b”
person2: omg wtf were you like gtfo?
person1: i was like “u are teh sux”
person2: rofl, way 2 pwn her.
person1: i understand your internet pidgin.
-last line not actually spoken-
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