Internet pimping



the act of pimping over the internet. although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot b-tch slap. funds are often exchanged through paypal (there is the origin of its infamous name)
i was internet pimping jessica simpson last night for all her money, but that b-tch wouldn’t pay so i had to b-tch slap her this morning.

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