Internetourettes
the act of posting on a facebook profile or group something you would not like your own mother to read, but don’t care if the person whose page you posted on happens to have his mother reading it.
a post the will almost certainly get you banned from a friends profile.
saying something you should not have said on a public profile
i let my internetourettes get the best of me today, her mom saw the post, and i got booted.
internetourettes is a b-tch, i think my boss saw that post.
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