internoodle
the cat 5/5e/6 cable that sits between a computer and a router. typically these cables are long and white or yellow and therefore very noodly in appearance. the cable (noodle) connects you to the internet.
user: “i cant get my email”
it: “did you check that your internoodle is plugged in?”
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