invisible monkey slap
an invisble munkee slap (ims) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch phb who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. the phb likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
dude, can you believe the freeking ims i just got? what was that jack-ss thinking?
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