Interstate 76 (Western)
one of two interstate highways with the “76” designation (the other being in ohio and pennsylvania with about 3 miles of jersey mixed in), this is an extremely boring nowhere freeway. its sole purpose is connecting denver to chicago and omaha (via interstate 80).
it runs from interstate 80 at big springs, nebraska, through absolute nothingness for 180 miles, and then ends at interstate 70 in denver with no warning. without knowing it, you are now on interstate 70, heading west towards the potentially dangerous rocky mountains.
“well, kids, here’s interstate 76!”
“zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…”
“only 186 miles to denver!”
“wooooooooooooooooooo!”
Read Also:
- american tostada
the sh-tty new cd by greed day! top with beans and cheese – then microwave! then feed that sh-t to your dog or your enemy.
- Ambility
when ones ambition far outweighs their ability. johno has applied for the ceo’s position again. his ambility is wearing thin with the selection panel.
- Fat mini-van driver
1. often a fat chick behind the wheel of an suv or better known as a mini-van 2. a very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts d-mn look at the fat chick […]
- Sea Cabbage
kelp that has been pickled in a human female’s v-g-n-. james: “hey charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?” charlie: “yes james! it was very fishy and refreshing.”
- Better than Lil Wayne
what every “old school” hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason. guy 1:these people are way better than lil wayne. guy 2:brah, this is a gospel song!