introductory offer

(1) refers to how a “perpetually h-rny” guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the s-x-hungry stud interprets this casual introduction as an offer to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) how a girl’s spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of “opportunistic mindset” who happens to be within sight of her — the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and “innocent” action, with no intention of trying to “solicit” herself, but any h-rny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl’s crotch-baring action as an offer for him to introduce that portion of his “equipment” that resides between his own legs.
clueless dude: i never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when i happen to see her lying back with her legs spread — i can’t tell if she’s making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.

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