inverted hammer
when the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. this maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. it is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!
warning: performing this act under the infulence of alcohol or drugs can lead to accidental backdoor enterance and or falling and breaking something.
” hey babe wanna try something new!” guy ” ya sure what is it?” girl “its called the inverted hammer, its suppose to be the s-x position of the gods.” guy ” ya sure!” girl
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