Invisiturd
another way of saying phantom t-rd when all your friends over use that phrase.
when you p–p and it disappears into the u-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.
“am i imaging things? i just p–ped and it’s no where to be seen. it was an invisit-rd.”
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when you take a sh-t and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
person 1-‘dude, i swear i just cr-pped…’
person 2-‘musta’ been an invisi-t-rd’
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