iPhobe


a person who has an irrational fear and hatred of iphones, ipods and similar high-tech personal electronic devices.
he’s such an iphobe, he didn’t even have a cell phone until 2009–and that’s only because i gave it to him.
someone who has an intense dislike of apple, their products and their fan-boys/fan-girls.
guy:i queued for 6 hours for the iphone 5.
other guy: omg, you’re such an apple sheep!

guy:iphobe!!!!
to be afraid of the iage and the -ssociated itechnologies. basically to boycott all apple products and stick with the boring old microsoft world.
1. no its ok you can keep your new iphone, i want to stick with my nokia 6610, its got all the latest features.
2. i cant believe you dont have an ipod, you’re such an iphobe.

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