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• Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

  when your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as f-ck. b-tch was so p-ssy last night, all i could get out of her was the irritatin’ tug ‘n’ pull.

• iSectomy

  monogrammed scalpel set packaged for personal male use. “i don’t know how we’re gonna afford another one.” “yeah…” “i mean, we can barely afford this roof over our heads.” “i know.” “another kid, i… i just don’t think we can do it.” –avoid this situation with an isectomy—

• Italian Lighter Fluid

  grappa. made from grapes, this italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. for those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, i’m sure you’ll agree! “now that the meal’s over, nonna’s gonna be pulling out the cannoli and italian lighter fluid”.

• It represents the duality of man

  a bullsh-t way to p-ss of your drawing of a circle as art. person 1: i don’t understand your drawing person 2: it represents the duality of man person 1: oh, then it’s brilliant.

• It's Common Sense

  when this quote is said the speaker acts as a complete douchebag and make the person you are talking to feel like a complete dumb-ss. can be said even when the subject is not common knowledge. student (on exam): “teacher, we never learned how to find the graph of a logarithmic equation.” teacher: “well, it’s […]

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