Iraqnids
once a term exlcusively used for iraqis, it is more hilariously applied to people from the middle east as a whole. the ignorance of such a statement compounding its comedic effect.
it can also be used to describe iraqi people that look like various types of spiders, or, inversely, spiders that look like iraqi people
see also iraqnidphobia: a fear of spiders that resemble middle eastern people, or, a fear of middle eastern people that resemble spiders.
example #1:
jesus but f-cking christ batman! that spider looks like a god d-mn iraqi! it has got to be some kind of iraq-nid.
example #2:
frantic lady (speaking with pest control): these huge spiders have been living in my bas-m-nt for the past 2 weeks. they wont leave and it smells like 40 wet golden retrievers sh-tting on a bunch of dead skunks down there now!
pest control: those aren’t spiders lady those are iraqis. iraqnids to be precise.
lady: what can i do to get rid of them?
pest control: make a cd of current top 40 sh-tty pop music and play it on repeat until the threat of insanity forces them to leave.
lady: you’re my hero. hows about you play with my b-tt a little while now?
terrorist from the middle east…
the usa recently deployed thousands of troops to exterminate the overwhelming iraqnid population in the middle east so as to bring about democracy…
a camel spider. generally found in the middle east. is f-cking huge.
that iraqnid just ate my camel, yo!
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