Njaard


while the origin, and even the meaning of the word is unbeknownst to man one can only -ssume it means something wonderfull due to the drooling and pleasant gurgling noices humans of the female s-x produce upon hearing it.
man: so, what does njaard actually mean?
female: -gurgle-

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