Irish Football

a premature baby. coined by adam carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).
pat:did you hear, megan shanahan had another miscarriage?

connor:aye, can’t say i’m surprised.

pat:why’s that?

connor:she snaps irish footb-lls every other month.

pat:yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

connor:aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken irish laughter as they clink gl-sses)

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