irish speed bump
a s-xual act involving a redheaded woman, a thick bearded man, and 2 drunken midgets dressed as leprecauns which are used as fluid and general matter receptacles while the redhead and the thick bearded man engage in violent s-xual acts. the midgets are then thrown from the windows in the room onto the street or a nearby freeway.
person 1: susan and i went down to the pup and got us some guys to use in an irish speed b-mp!
person 2: what the actual f-ck jerry, that’s disgusting. why are you telling me this?
when a woman has had too many children and her v-g-n- is loose. you shove a potato in her -ss for th extra friction during s-x.
katy’s p-ssy is blown out from having her 9th kid. now i have to give her an irish speed b-mp whenever we have s-x.
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