isaacly
a person who is simultaneously full of emotion but dead inside; to be serious and annoyed by immaturity but to be ridiculously odd; to get drunk without alcohol and high without drugs.
in addition, doesn’t know when to stop saying puns.
-boy sees cute girl at a club-
boy: “hey, you wanna hear a joke?”
girl: “sure.”
boy: “i used to date a h–rder, and she broke up with me. that stings extra hard—i’m like the one thing she can get rid of.”
girl: “…..”
boy: “…..” -grins awkwardly-
girl: “wow. you’re so isaacly.”
boy: “okay but-”
girl: “okay….” -walks away-
boy: -goes back to dancing-
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