Islamic Massage
a s-xual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones p-n-s. afterwards the couple will engage in -n-l s-x while the man m-ssages the woman.
jon: yo, i just gave my girl an islamic m-ssage!
brian: nice bro! my girl isn’t into that.
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