israeli squeaking box
a s-x act that involves a gun, a helicopter, scissors, gorilla glue, and a red mega block. first one would need to find a helicopter landing pad and once one is taking off grab the side and hide in the back until the helicopter if fully in the air. once in the air grab the gun and threaten the pilot’s life. put the helicopter in autopilot and bring him to the back and glue him to a seat. do not throw away the gorilla glue yet you will need it again. once hes glued up grab the scissors and cut off his d-ck. before the bleeding becomes immense grab the red mega block and gorilla glue it on in the place of his d-ck.use the gorilla glue to glue his p-b-s on your face like a beard i.e the israeli part. proceed to have him rape you in the -ss until completion.
my mom wouldn’t f-ck me normally so i proceeded to commit the israeli squeaking box on her.
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