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• itchit

  the word to describe someone who wants to make up a word for ‘urban dictionary’ yet cannot, so instead they stick 2 real words together creating a itchit. george: geez i’m so bored what can i do? sally: go on urban dictionary and make up a word george: i can’t make any up sally: just […]

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• Asspurse

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